Special all Police Constable Kelvin Flats issue! Police Constable Flats is a community Policeman. Unfortunately, his idea of policing involves arresting the entire community! Follow Constable Flats on night patrol as he tries to make it through to morning without arresting anybody. A revised reprinting of BURGLAR BILL from Dancing Elephant Press, this issue also includes a bonus Kelvin Flats story as he takes on the popular children's entertainer, Mister Floppsie Whoppsie.